Chalk // King Tut’s // 27.02.25

Ah, Chalk… if you’ve bumped into me since November then the likelihood of me sporting my Chalk T-shirt and giving you a quick debrief on how utterly fantastic this band are live is probably very high!
The first time I encountered these Belfast bruisers, it was courtesy of a well-informed friend who suggested we get down early for Sprints to catch them opening the show. Dutifully, I arrived, lager in hand, fully expecting the usual support-band shuffle—earnest but forgettable. Instead, what I got was a full-body baptism in bass frequencies that left me somewhere between spiritually moved and in need of a defibrillator.
Fast forward to tonight, and Chalk are back in Glasgow, ready to kick off their Conditions tour, celebrating the final chapter of their EP trilogy. Any self-respecting band these days has to have a trilogy—if Star Wars gets one, why not some men in black making post-punk for the disaffected youth? But unlike George Lucas, Chalk actually got better as they went along.

Opening tonight’s show was noteworthy Makeshift Art Bar. You know when you see a support band and think, “They’re gonna be massive in a few years?” That was the vibe. The Belfast four-piece take to the stage with all the nervous energy of a school assembly before quickly morphing into something thrillingly defiant. The frontman is a wiry ball of tension, equal parts Ian Curtis and someone about to start a bar fight over existential philosophy. Jangly, moody, but with an undercurrent of danger, they carve out a sound that’s jagged, raw, and compulsively watchable. Their latest single, Bedwetter, sends ripples through the crowd—half bemused, half exhilarated—as if no one was quite prepared for just how good this lot are. Testament, then, to Belfast’s uncanny ability to produce bands that could soundtrack the apocalypse.





Lazy journalism will tell you that Chalk sound like Idles, in the same way that lazy journalism once tried to convince us that Kasabian sounded like Primal Scream (they didn’t). Yes, both bands have guitars, volume, and the ability to make sweaty men flail their limbs in a barely controlled frenzy—but while Idles deliver a kind of beer-swilling group therapy session, Chalk sound like they’ve locked themselves in a nuclear bunker with nothing but a drum machine and a deep-seated sense of existential dread. It’s techno-punk, sure, but with the industrial menace of early Nine Inch Nails and the hypnotic relentlessness of Underworld. If Idles are shouting at the pub landlord about the price of a pint, Chalk are lurking in the corner, whispering something sinister that makes you want to check your bank account for fraudulent transactions.

They arrive on stage not with a bang, but with a brooding cinematic tension—Leipzig 87 swelling ominously as the crowd collectively holds its breath. And then—BANG. From the first onslaught of noise, it’s clear this first night of the bands headline tour is a celebrating of what they have been striving for over the past few years as a band. It’s a subterranean rave where the DJ has been replaced by a man exorcising his demons through a distortion pedal.
Ross Cullen, looking suspiciously fresh-faced in a sparkly top, prowls the stage like a malfunctioning android before launching himself into the crowd, where he proceeds to deliver his guttural prose from the belly of the audience. At various points, he is crawling on the floor, punching the stage, or perched atop the crush barrier, as if possessed by some techno-punk poltergeist. The energy is unmatched—part feral, part meticulously calculated chaos.
Stand out tracks of the evening were; Static – A relentless, body-shaking assault of dark synths and hammering percussion. Feels like being trapped in a strobe-lit Berlin basement, the walls pulsing in time with your impending nervous breakdown.
Bliss – A rare moment of beauty amidst the noise, like watching a city burn from a safe distance. Vulnerable, cinematic, and still carrying that weighty, industrial menace.
Asking – A brutalist masterpiece. The sonic equivalent of a concrete high-rise collapsing in slow motion, all tension and release, thudding bass and piercing, distorted vocals.
Tell Me – Personal favourite alert. This one slithers and builds, an eerie synth undercurrent giving way to a punishingly loud crescendo. It’s like a Depeche Mode track that got lost in the seediest corners of Berghain.
Midway through the set, Chalk road-test some new material—three untitled tracks, still classified as if they were state secrets. The first, in particular, stands out—a swirling, cinematic piece that feels like the Never Ending Story theme, but as remixed for a 4AM warehouse rave in East Berlin. If this is a taste of the next chapter, the Conditions trilogy may have been just the warm-up act.
And then, just as suddenly as it began, it’s over. “This is our last song. No encores,” Ross declares before launching into Conditions—a song that somehow manages to be dreamy, vulnerable, and absolutely devastating all at once. It’s a farewell that leaves your ears ringing and the entire audience keen for more, the musical equivalent of being dumped via an incredibly poetic text message.
Chalk are on tour in the UK and Europe until April, and if you have even the vaguest interest in hearing what the inside of a dystopian nightclub feels like, go. Because soon, these lads will be playing venues where the beer is £9 a pint and the bouncers have earpieces. And when that happens, you’ll wish you’d seen them in a sweat-drenched basement while you still had the chance…























































Article: Angela Canavan










































































































































































































































































































